店のカウンターにて、夢うつつにスポーツ中継を聴いている。
テレビからの音声と、プレイを眺める視聴者の声が店内に響く。
『田中のシュートがポストを直撃ー！』
「おおー！」
『なお、今大会では延長戦はありません』
「ええー！？ いきなりPK～！？」
気が付けば、赤いユニフォームを着た金髪碧眼の男たちが悠々とフィールドを後にする映像が流れている。
残念、青いの。
（了）
投稿者 yoshimori : September 7, 2007 11:59 PM実は誰からの梨かは知りません。
今でも冷蔵庫で冷やされています。
幸水と豊水の区別が付きません。
幸徳秋水とよく間違えます。
ラフランス！（挨拶と間違えてる）
So not really on the same topic as your post, but I found this today and I just can't resist sharing. Mrs. Agathe’s dishwasher quit working so she called a repairman. Since she had to go to work the next day, she told him, “I’ll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I’ll mail you the check. Oh, and by the way…don’t worry about my Doberman. He won’t bother you. But, whatever you do, do NOT under ANY circumstances talk to my parrot!” When the repairman arrived at Mrs. Agathe’s apartment the next day, he discovered the biggest and meanest looking Doberman he had ever seen. But just as she had said, the dog simply laid there on the carpet, watching the repairman go about his business. However, the whole time the parrot drove him nuts with his incessant cursing, yelling and name-calling. Finally the repairman couldn’t contain himself any longer and yelled, “Shut up, you stupid ugly bird!” To which the parrot replied, “Get him, Spike!”
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